Tony and Noel dive into their latest Sectaursadventure, where I usually say something funny here, but not a whole lot happened for me to be witty about, so I’m coming up dry. Threads from the last issue are followed up on, there’s a fight, and loads of…
It’s Jak’s pick this month, as he, Angie, and Noel soak in the glow 80s Mowtown pop, martial arts wizardry, flesh-eating bog creature living room displays, pizzeria defilement, and adolescent leather pants.
The Last Dragon (1985)
Noel and Tony are shocked to discover that the Sectaurs comic book not only does not suck like the sucky TV series which sucked, but is actually quite significantly not sucky.
Sectaurs: The Warriors of Symbion, issue 1 “Upheaval”
[Made of Fail] Episode 68 - Punch Punch Destroy
Episode 68 is live!
Autumn is the season of pumpkins, turkeys, and early cancellations—of which this season has had blissfully few. Sleepy Hollow, Dracula, Almost Human, The Black List, and… some other show… (I’m sure there was another show) have all premiered to varying…
In the site’s first written review, Noel takes a look at Prey, an unproduced screenplay about three women who set out to climb a mountain, and the horrible horrible ways in which it doesn’t go well.
Tony and Noel shrug as the entire point of this show destroys itself and they have nothing left to vaguely care about. Sectaurs!
Sectaurs: Warriors of Symbion, episode 5 “Battle of the Hyve”
Evie and Noel are joined by Dana as they continue their look at the remakes of Wes Craven with The Hills Have Eyes.
Part 1: The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Part 2: The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Noel and Tony die of thirst during their latest Sectaurs adventure, in which the Viper Vines send the Knights of the Shining Realm through the Acid Desert to find the Medicine Beetle atop Mount Sectaur while avoiding the Laser Bugs.
Sectaurs, episode 4…
The Goblet of Fire, Chapters 3-4: A Study In Ginger -
Prophetic dreams are a funny thing, when you think about them. Sometimes they’re indicative of a connection between your curse scar and the Dark Tosser that put it there. Sometimes they’re a warnin…
I wrote another thing!